Hello, my Flowers.

 

I will be your historical guide for today. Follow me into wonderous worlds long past but not forgotten. I specialize in tales woven from history with a morsel of modernity and a healthy heap of spice. Let me immerse you in the macabre glory of the Victorian era, and the richly fabled lands of ancient Greece and Egypt.

 

So, what do you get out of my books? Glad you asked! Other than waltzing through the lavish balls of English aristocracy and worshiping ancient gods in archaic temples, you'll get to meet morally grey villains that sweep you off your pretty little feet. But be warned, there are no heroes in these annals.

 

Once you spread my pages, there will be no escaping your new gloriously sexy book boyfriends. Be prepared to swoon over scoundrels with clever fingers, and mythical monsters who fight like the devil and fuck like them, too.

 

So, be a good fucking girl and let me take care of you.

 

Love you smuttily ever after,

Caitlin xoxox